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Ditch Weed

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What does "Ditch Weed" mean?

Definition: A substance that appears to be weed, but really isn't. Ditch weed will often be mistaken for actual cannabis, but really isn't worth the time or effort to discern if its real or not — better to just stick with safe, regulated markets like in Colorado or Washington.

Example usage for Ditch Weed

“I just harvested what I thought was a pot plant, but it turned out to be ditch weed. I soon discovered this after I tried smoking it and got a terrible headache.”

Ditch Weed