What does "Aristocrat" mean?
Definition: Typically rolled by self-absorbed college kids, the aristocrat is a special type of joint that is used to display your superior social status and awesome joint-rolling skills. A properly-rolled aristocrat will be extremely long and very narrow. Conical features should be avoided. The best aristocrats can up to 16 inches long — cough, cough. It works best using a long, thin crutch, which lends itself to maintaining a long, thin shape as you roll the doobie.
Example usage for Aristocrat
"Hey Sam, roll me up one of your famous aristocrats, you douche."